I’ve been noticing a trend that’s very disturbing. Maybe it’s localized to my area…perhaps there’s just a couple of bad dry cleaners following the same apalling trend? Or maybe it’s a national (or even international!) threat to the sanctity of common decency.
I’ve been noticing more and more men wearing button collar shirts…with the collars unbuttoned. What’s worse, the shirts are starched beyond belief. The final insult (and figurative stab in the eyeball) is that the collars are pressed flat against the shoulders, as if the wearer is trying to make a Brooks Brothers look like Disco Fever.
:shudders: